Various Ideas for Trump

Taylor MI

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Trump, here are a few ideas you should consider as you decide how to end your miserable life: 1. A GUN. A bit messy but with the right size caliber you are guaranteed a successful suicide. I suggest a.50 cal. Dessert Eagle. 2. Pitch your self off of theTrump Tower. But, doing it early...no reason to endanger anyone else with your irresponsible behavior. 3. Trip and fall down that infamous escalator. 4. Inject yourself with 100cc of lysol...remember that? 5. Hold your breath. Hard, but we have faith in your infantile instincts. Just do it, Donny...kill yourself NOW!