apb for Joe Montana--calling all cars

Santa Rosa CA

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please be on the lookout for Joe 'cool' Montana last seen in a RED #16 jersey, black glasses, and shaved head he fell out of bed at the Millennium Tower Apartment and hit his head and has been acting strange since he broke into a taco truck in santa rosa and made a couple of fish and habanero tacos and also took a laptop thinking it had more Jon Gruden/Raiders nasty emails he is believed to be on the way to the coast as he thinks he has a game with the Dolphins this Sunday do not approach as he may scramble or be intercepted by the opponents for a pick six/ smash and grab and lose super bowl rings please call the cops before any serious defunding occurs Santa Rosa police Incident number: T21002143