Dress up like Bigfoot and sing happy birthday to my brother

Rutherfordton NC

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Short notice, but I'm looking to pay someone to dress up like bigfoot (or a chimp at least) and sing happy birthday to my brother. I forgot to get him a card so this is probably better. Location - either my mom's house if he's there or Lowe's in Forest City, NC. His birthday is tomorrow (November 26th) so it'd be great if anyone is around to do this. I'll pay $10 as a deposit to you and then the rest of the money after you've done the deed. Photographic evidence needed.