Adventerous Friend needed,

Pittsburgh PA

Description

Ive had the same friends for roughly 8 years now, and in those 8 years we do the same things and only those things. Hiking, traveling, national parks, peyote, its all the same, and really not fun anymore. Ive resorted to Craigslist to look for some like minded individuals, people who REALLY want to Explore, and try new things, to do something with me we've never done before. Waffle stomping is the act of pooping in a shower, and quickly dispatching said shit by stepping it down a shower strain rapidly. if the drain has a grate, it looks like a waffle, hence the name. This is true Adventure, and this is what im looking for a partner for. I would never do this in my own shower, and wouldn't want to do it in yours, so ideally, we'd meet in the Racoon state park public shower area. ive scouted it out and the showers are just big enough for 2 people to engage in. The sinks are close though, so if someone decides to stay to wash their hands for awhile, we may be stuck. The Drains DO have waffle drain covers, making this the ideal spot for this endeavor. the water does tend to run cold in the winter months, so we should definitely bring some blankets to keep us warm afterwards. If you, the reader. are a bit nervous to do this, ill assure you ive already done this before. While hiking the kinzua state park, i needed to shit something fierce. i left my hiking party of my stupid non shower-shitting friends and went to the shower/toilet area. There was only 1 stall, and after 2 minutes of waiting, i couldn't hold, and 1 thing led t another. i dropped my 35 lbs of hiking gear and stripped down to not cause suspicion. I turned on the water, the hot water hit me and i felt free. It was amazing. The only thing was i wish i did different was wear sandals in the shower, but as i was hiking, defecating all over a public shower was not on my mind. but it was fantastic mistake. A beautiful accident. the drain wasnt ideal, but it was still thrilling. I need someone who wants to do this with me again, just so i know im not alone in this experience. im well aware it may not be the same feeling again the 2nd time, but to share it, and better yet, prepare for it, will make the experience worth it much more. SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY, Reply with the title "Phantom Pooper"