Ever installed a bidet attachment to a toilet?

305 E Street near Pioneer Parkway East, Springfield OR

Description

I'm a big guy with a small bathroom. I've installed bidet attachments here before, but because the space is so small I have to do it one-handed and, for most of it, have to do it by feel because I can't see what I'm doing. I'm also a rickety old codger and can't really be getting down on the floor to try to get both hands in there. Here's the current situation: There's just 5 connections that need to be done; (1) a T-valve connected to the bottom of the tank; two connections coming off the T-valve - (2) one end of the water-supply hose, and (3) one end of the bidet hose. The final two connections are (4) where the other end of the water supply hose connects to the water tap at the wall, and (5) the other end of the bidet hose where it connects to the bidet attachment. To make it a bit easier the bidet attachment unit can be removed from the toilet to facilitate reaching all connections, and doesn't even have to be remounted until after all joints have been tested for leaks. I have all the parts and I have thread seal tape. I didn't need the tape for the first couple of bidet attachments I installed, (one at home and another at someone else's house), but this time at least one, possibly as many as three, of the five connection points are leaking, so the tape will likely be a good thing to use. And that stuff hates me. It goes everywhere except where I need it. I'll pay $50.00 if you do the job and do it right. Nothing if it all still leaks before you leave. So, anyone good at contortions and using plumber's tape? Call or text Max: 541-232-8837. If you want to come look at the set-up before you decide, that's fine. If you do so and want the over-the-toilet shelving unit removed before starting the job I can do that.