Missing Rat - $50 Reward Offered

11 Morgan St., Knoxville TN

Description

Our beloved DNC mascot, Stinky, is missing. He looks like most other rats, but we have been keeping this one in our office for the past year as a mascot. We feel he represents our brand better than the donkey, plus it is right in the democRAT name. If you locate him we are offering a $50 reward, no questions asked. Just bring him to our office and drop him off. He is a free-roaming rat, so just let him lose at the door and we will pay you cash at the front desk. We are at 11 Morgan St. Knoxville, TN or call Lesko Brandon at .