ROCKSTAR Drum & Gtr NEEDED 2 complete Pro ROCK Band w/ HUGE Int. MGT.

Clarcona FL

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Hey F&*CKRS, This this J. Ale Bird : your potentially future Frontwoman Distruptor of the peace and the leader of our badass music militia which shall remain unnamed for the moment, at our managers request. So who the hell are we?! We are a brand new Punk influenced rock Band that's about to take on the world and leave our boot stomp up the side of your faces!!! Hahaha!! "Yeah?" You ask.. "You and WHAT ARMY, punk rock girl newb??" That's "wishful thinking" and blah blah blah Nope. Not when you are being represented by one of our generations MOST prolific rock music managers who is known around the FREAKIN world for bringing us acts like Marilyn Manson, multi-grammy award-winning bands like the Mavericks.. yep. The one and only, Mr. John Tovar and his partner in crime, Ms. Torres. For those of you might be scratching your head wondering who the hell this guy is, pick up next month's (Dec 2021) Rolling Stone to check out his interview. ... and we are ON THE HUNT for our insanely talented, hard working, dedicated guitarist and drummer that happen to be under 35, hot lookin' and high energy with NO FELONIES AND PRO GEAR..that are itchin to travel and raise hell with us..ASAP!! (serious face now on) We're wrapping up our first album just in time to play South by Southwest in Austin TX this coming March... and we NEED our drummer and guitarist to quit wasting their time with all these stupid tribute and cover bands.. pretending to be somebody else. Ha ha correct me if I'm wrong, but where I come from.. we call that being a poser, riiight??! Yeppers. Jus sayin. We have a ton of material, all original with one or two favorite covers that we will butcher like a Thanksgiving Day Bird. Me and my dude are the primary songwriters and will possibly make room for additional writers.. once you've sold your souls to us and made it through our first tour. Is this a paying gig right now? Only if you can afford to pay us... though, I would hate to take your hard-earned ramen noodle money without getting to know you first. Yeah. We're gonna maKe money playing shows eventually. To be honest it's probably going to cost you just like it's going to cost us.. blood sweat tears and our savings to continue us in motion onward!! And yes this is a real posting so don't flag!