Walmart is wonderful and I love them

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Wolves eat sheep Suppose you were the leader of a pack of wolves, and you decided that there must be a better way to eat sheep than chasing them around. It occurs to you that maybe you should go from chasing sheep to raising sheep! If you raised sheep you could do with them what you wanted, eat them when you wanted, treat them anyway you wanted any time. How would you learn to do this? Well, you think, you need a teacher, a school to teach you how to capture and abuse sheep, Where would you go to learn these things, who would the perfect teacher be? Then a light goes off in your wolf’s brain, you know just where to go, you know just who has perfected this capture and abuse technique to an artform, my God you say to yourself after a brief moments thought, its obvious who is the master of this artform and can teach it to you. Walmart. To be clear, Walmart, Walmart, attention all sheep watchout the wolves have come for you, and they keep coming because the sheep keep running into the pen. Hello Sheep, good luck with that……

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