You Work at ATL Based Hardware

Atlanta GA

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I met you at the Store while I was looking for a ZTR Mower. You were so gracious to bring the key to the steel threaded cable encased in plastic, without notifying your manager. You thought it was funny that I lost my glasses on my head when I was trying to read the details about the 15 Hp OHC engine. When I took off my woolen knit cap you didn't seem to mind that I've lost most of my hair. Maybe, you were even flirty about me being embarrassed on two levels. We gassed it up with the fuel I had lifted out of someone's truck so I could take it for a test ride. It's incredible what the wind in your hair can make you wanna do. I asked you out to a Steakhouse and you said, "YES!" I said, Baby, jump on and we'll go now! We scuttered away with the quickness... You said, "I'll be changed forever and never forget this moment!" I said, we're stealing this mower and we're gonna dine and dash at the Steakhouse! You said, "OH NO! My Manager...!" To me, it's still incredible you jumped on the back of that ZTR and quit your job in that very moment. The blue lights showed up just as we were ordering our appetizers. I was able to fend them off for a moment so that you could make your way out the back, through the kitchen, and I assume into Pet Town. Anyway, I'm locked up now, and I haven't stopped thinking about you and your orange apron. Please bail me out so we can go on a second date.