I wanted to enroll in the shoplifting class at Portland State U

Portland OR

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I wanted to Enroll in the shoplifting class at Portland State University until I found out it costs $340 per semester. WHY IF I WANT TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL SHOPLIFTER SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING? THE SHOPLIFTING CLASSES ARE FREE AT LOCAL COMMUNITY COLLEGES. Community College is for dummies. I want a full Phd. So I now go to class at PSU even though I am not registered. The class is so popular there are over 110 students so no one notices that I am not enrolled. Stealing an education in shoplifting is the way to go. But yesterday at a party I found out most of the students are stealing the course. NEXT SEMESTER I want to get in advanced shoplifting and monuments and public artworks destruction class.