Let's give it a real shot!

3rd near main, Chico CA

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J, We met at one of the college bars downtown last month. I’d just finished reading literature on how to meet females so I struck up a conversation with you by saying “women don’t look good in hats”. My book said that there’s no such thing as bad attention so I was sure you were into me when you told me I look like a “sad little troll”. I responded with “I know you are but what am I” and your face turned red. Pretty sure you were blushing. You called me a petulant little fuckhead and went and found your friends. I know you felt our connection as much as I did. Let’s meet up and see where this goes! Tell me what my shirt said so I know it’s you, you stupid idiot.