Want your pinecone in my pine cove

509 29th St, Sacramento CA

Description

Saturday Night 11/6 You kinda catcalled me as you sat on the dirty ground outside a dive bar and said I had a nice jacket. I said you had nice glasses. Inside, we got smushed together at the crowded bar and had to yell in each other’s ears to hear one another. I could not hear you name, because you were saying it in my George Bailey ear. You tried to show me your license so I could read your name, but couldn't hold it still long enough for me to read. You were drunk; I was sober. We found out we both have the same stripper name: Kitty Kat. I saved my number in your phone under that name, and told you not to be freaked out when you Google the area code, because that's not where I'm from. You told me you went to Jesuit school and when you took your mom to Mom Prom you wore a turban and she wore a sari. You were very sweet and asked if you could kiss me. We made out and you're a great kisser. At the time I thought the name of the bar we were at was PINECONE so I saved that as the company name with my contact in your phone. I made the novice error of not texting myself from your phone, and am now concerned you won't text because really who tf is "Kitty Kat Pinecone from the Deep South?" Would love to see you again, and maybe even mom prom tf out of you sometime. To anyone who may see this and know him: It was Saturday 11/6 at Pine Cove Tavern. He had on a red plaid shirt, black glasses, and a super sexy vibe.