THE Search For A Singer

Brookline MA

Description

So we meet at last, in fulfillment of the prophecy, I desire not a singer who has the ambition to form a shitty local Led Zeppelin blues dad rock/ butt rock bar band, for I am on a noble quest to find the most enthusiastic warrior poet to graciously provide their golden voice for a dirty old fashioned rock n’ roll band. We are garrisoned with: (2) mighty wielders of the six stringed ax. (1) slapper of the smooth brained axe. (1) ravager of the skins. (1) presser of the electric organ. We can provide you with: A PA from which thy vocals may turn to thunder. Ale. True friendship. The most dank of memes. Items you’ll need to embark on this journey: Thou shall be equipped with a powerful voice that makes the earth shake and the wolves howl. A devotion to the teachings of the great prophets and minstrels for example: Joshua Homme. The tendency to enjoy a mighty guffaw. Lyrical strength. The power of many horses for reliable transport. At least 21 years since thou sprung forth from thy mother. To begin this journey thou shall send forth an electronic message containing the following: Name: Age: A list of inspirations: Experience: An example of thy minstrel prowess. Cell #: GOOD TIDINGS TO ALL.