The Beautiful Server at the Restaurant

3678 Ransomville Rd, Ransomville NY

Description

You were the beautiful server that did not serve my party, but checked us out at the restaurant in Ransomville- in case there's more than one, it's the one whose name contains the word "Dough". I was the 6'3" tall guy, built like an NFL lineman, I was there with my brother and young niece. We had breakfast at your restaurant while we were waiting for our vehicles to be serviced at the nearby auto shop. and while normally good manners and political correctness would prevent me from saying this...my god you were stunning. The way those black jeans fit really showed off your ass- in the best way possible. I'd be a happy happy man if I could wake up next to you and that body. I'm an atheist(so I can't swear to God), but I swear...every time you walked by it was like I was hearing Trace Adkins singing "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" in my head...truly surreal. I looked, and did not see a ring on your finger...but I know a lot of servers don't wear them because they think they get better tips or something. If you're single, I'd love to get to know you outside of work. If you're not single, you've surely made a partner very lucky...in either case, I'd love to make you smile. I live in Lockport, so I would not mind having to drive out to Ransomville to get to know you. If you see this and are interested, hit me up. I promise, I'm normally a perfect gentleman.