war declared by Bernie Sanders

Santa Rosa CA

Description

the Socialists will be starting a war at noon they will be bombing with tiny marshmallows out of ultralights and hot air baluns and sending paks of skittles via USPS for use as currency free child care will be available to all a ford GT40 car will be delivered to every garage gasoline will be 19cents/Gal or 1 pak of skittles for a fillerup leadership will be handled by a bank of 65,536 apple IIe computers running ms-DOS in a massive parallel processor configuration with no internet connection shielded in triple Faraday cages on the back side of the moon programmed by the h1-b aliens from MARS there will be a dial up port but only i know the area code for the Moon Kim Jung Un will be the new commissioner of the NBA to keep him busy the new government will seize donald j trumps assets and house the poor and homeless worldwide don will be put in a open air prison in Antarctica and guarded by many Emperor Penguins it will be quite cold bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aye oh yeah sorry putin hacked all your military computers the soldiers have no food or ammo they are homeless too