Freud: Handles of Scrolls Are Really Penises

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Freud missed that one. What do we call that? A Freudian Block? Notice, also, the "My Bible Is Bigger Than Your Bible" thing, along with the "My Bible Is Fancier Than Your Bible" thing. That is definitely clinical data. There is no objective reason for the thing to be so friggin' big and conspicuous. It's not an object of worship. It's a friggin' instruction manual. Maybe it's time to quit this scroll thing and upgrade to binders. They're much more portable, according to records dating back to 800 AD and beyond. Food for thought.