Re: That Tove Lo Photo

Asheville NC

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Thanks. Someone put a note on my back that said, “I am sofa King we Todd did.” Maybe it was you? Because you read the note to me in a high English accent, enunciating each word perfectly. You said you learned to speak English from “just some French broad” you met once in Windsor. Not like she was your girlfriend or anything. I was going to give you my number, but I didn’t want you calling me outside the hours of 10am and 2pm. You explained to me that you were pretending to live in North Carolina, while actually living between Colorado and Vancouver and forking people all over the UK. And well, I just can’t calculate the time difference. Hope you understand!