Dapple Dachshund Guy

Alameda CA

Description

I feel tacky as hell for writing this. You are either that cute, or I am that thirsty. I entered the crosswalk to cross Shore Line Drive from the beach. You drove a black car, had on black glasses, and are bald. You said to me through your window that you used to have a dapple, referring to my black and tan dachshund. I replied with what any dachshund owner knows — they are the best. I walked back to my car. You were off. DO NOT reply / email me if you are not the person I am talking about. If by chance you are that somebody, hi :) Would love to see more pictures of you to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. If step 2 goes well, will you go out with me? <3 H