OSWALD: Critter of the Week at the Humane Society of Harford Cnty

Fallston MD

29 October, 2021

1:03 PM

Description

Dear Diary, I just found out I can write, pretty cool. I have completed my morning task of flicking tiny pieces of food all over the bottom of my cage. Now I wait for the people here to come and clean it all up. They give me a fresh bowl of food and tomorrow, I will start again. Sometimes I get food in my water. I like watching them change it and then when they start to walk away, I flick food in it. The faster you do it, the funnier the humans react. This never gets old. They keep mentioning this word adoption. Apparently, this is a good thing and means I'll have a human all my own. Diary, people should send an email to [email protected] to get an appointment to see me. I'll keep you posted. Til tomorrow, Oswald Adoption Fee: $10