Tom Childers Strip-Mined His Nieces' Future So He Could Have More BMWs

Mineral CA

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... and cocaine, we mustn't forget all that cocaine. Three decades of microdosing. If you're around Tom and want to have a little fun, sniff, loudly, a few times, like you have something in your nose - but only when you're around him. Even better, find one of those little brown glass bottles and put some sort of perfectly legal white powder in it and leave it somewhere where he will find it. Flour, powdered sugar, powdered chalk, baby laxative, they all work, visually. It's not illegal - but, we recommend, no fingerprints. Fun for the whole family! If it's legal to abandon your grandmother, loot her estate, cover up a murder, withhold evidence from San Mateo Superior Court, lie to lawyers, disinherit your own family members, abandon your family members, and microdose cocaine for thirty years, while driving BMWs everywhere and telling everyone how important you are because you're a trustee - the legal variety, not the prisoner variety, unfortunately - I'm pretty sure it's legal to play a prank on a weakling. A big tip of the hat to a shifty East Bay lawyer named M. Franklin Parrish, and the Wealth Management lawyers at Mechanics' Bank, for their evasive approach to due diligence - "don't waste our valuable time, nobody cares about perjury, all we care about is our fees" is their unofficial motto, it seems. Nice people! I highly recommend them.