Highly Offensive Jazz/Metal Bassist Lusts For Upper Crust Snooty Band

Walnut Creek CA

Description

Hi I am actually a pretty nice guy but my playing and tastes wouldn't seem like it. I play jazz (and other stuff) on electric bass and like exploring lots of dynamics, but also want a sketchy dirge sound to mess it all up. I want to fuse raw energy with both eloquence and destruction, colliding doom metal, jazz, pop, and electronic elements. It would appease me to have such a band. Someone called me a multi-instrumentalist - hey, thanks! But I'm not a good version of that. I can have pretend seizures on drums, fake guitar chords and bad solos, and meddle with MIDI well enough that I can trick bystanders into thinking I can play piano. It would be great if there were a band situation where we all switch instruments (like real musicians). Drums, guitar and keyboards needed. I like good players, but if you're a beginner and have a couple ounces of creativity and the balls to just rip shit up then that's an ideal alternative. I listen to Mingus, Jerry Goldsmith, Parliament, John Zorn, Cardiacs, Doris Day, Black Flag, Melvins, hard techno, Venom, Today is the Day, tons of "ethnic" music, etc. Heck, I even like Dua Lipa. Let's make something sound real snakey, mean and original. I don't want to sound like some regular average metal band just chugging along in D and banging heads to boring low energy stuff. I smoke a ton of pot and hate Weezer, Primus, Dave Matthews, that guy from Faith No More, mohawks interrupted by bald spots, and all politics. Strong sense of humor required.