Looking for a tuba player who can blast some low tones like Louie Armstrong was blowing an O-ring after some fresh prostate surgery.Also,seeking someone who knows WTF to do on a washboard and how to properly blend it with unholy blast beats and be able to keep up with our drummer. You must be able to headbang (windmills) and play like you were cheese grating a priest's face off in live situations. Twanging on the juice harp is a +. Playing the harmonica is a +. If you can do backup vocals that would be cool as well.
Must be willing to wear corpse paint and farmer bob overhaul bibs along with spiked gauntlets and cowboy boots for live gigs.
No drama or egos.
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