I offered to buy your green jacket

New York City NY

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I offered to buy your jacket for 80k at Corto. Jokes on you as I have the money and I’m ready to pay. First let’s grab a drink and let me stare into those eyes for a few more minutes? (To be clear I’m cold. Someone stole my jacket at attaboy and it was probably the girl with the hat from orange county. And where is she?!? So to be even more clear this is about the jacket!) (PPS if anyone reading this was at attaboy Sunday night and has my jacket would you please? Please email me. Please.) (PPPS ALSO if the girl in the green jacket is still reading this, I haven’t forgotten you. I’ll be at the coffee shop tomorrow. Join me.) -Andrew