Okay-ish punk singer looking to join ur crappy band

Horn Lake MS

Description

Looking for an sorta okay vocalist to shout over your poorly recorded tracks? Look no further. I am fat. I am broke. And I will rock your world. I can sing like pre-hero of war Rise Against, or From under the cork tree FOB with even less coherent words. Do you need someone who just plain doesn’t give a sh*t? I am your man. I own a microphone and no pa. I do not know how to work any audio software and will not sing in key the whole song. You will not regret this decision and I will be the best thing that happens to your band