Audi A5, Black Tesla, Hwy 280

San Francisco CA

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Hello black Audi A5, black Tesla here. You know, I think you should tell your owner to slow down. My owner drives a bit too fast also. For some reason he kept driving me close to you and would stare at your owner… kinda creepy I know, but trust me, he’s harmless and can be quite charming. My owner was driving from Sausalito to Woodside. He has a garage that he keeps me in at both places. Funny how we seemed to be coming from and going to the same place. Your owner and mine exited hwy 280 at Woodside Road, he drove me to Woodside and your owner drove you in the opposite direction toward Redwood City. Maybe we should conspire to get our owners to meet. I have a self driving feature so when he’s not paying attention, I can meet you on 280 and this time I’ll honk my horn… somehow you’ll need to help your owner to look his way, I’m sure he’ll be smiling when she does. I’ll let you in on a secret: my owner never has a passenger… he’s single! He loves to sail, travel, and explore. He’s a CEO of a stealth startup but his work doesn’t define him. In fact, he has a deal to sell the company and in November he’ll have a lot of time on his hands. What about your owner? Btw, I’m impressed with how clean your owner keeps you. Your shiny black paint looks great. Did you notice how clean my owner keeps me? Who knows, maybe we’ll end up sharing a garage someday. Can’t wait to see you again Audi A5 with your shiny black paint 🙂