Natural Grocers angel

Portland OR

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I came through your register on Friday and you saved me $11. I wanted to compliment your brown and orange nails, or the pin on your apron, but was too nervous to initiate that plainly coded moment of queer recognition. You were just doing your job, but the way you tossed my tomatillos in that paper bag… and the way I was momentarily swallowed by the void when you asked me about Chris Pratt… I ended up getting a lot of good ingredients, but I think they’d taste a lot better on a table for two. I owe u $11 and an apology for bringing a Whole Foods bag through your line, it’s my roommates I swear. Hope u have a good day