I want to join a band or create one

Memphis TN

Description

I have some conditions before you think can join with me. *Upon joining, I will not leave my house to come to practice, and no you are not allowed to practice here either. *MUST have an ego and no talent *MUST be a flake or similar type of scaly material, that may or may not float in the air *MUST always be unprepared, unprofessional, and ALWAYS have some kind of excuse *MUST always make plans to practice, but don't keep communication *NEVER have the materials or time it takes to create a proper band environment *MUST never come to practice If you can follow these simple guidelines, you are already in the band! Welcome to the SHITKICKERS band. All you have to do is respond once and BAM! In a band.