Confessions of a Simp:

Vermont Ave near Russell Ave, Los Angeles CA

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To the girl who looked like a brown Jackie Kennedy — You were in the standby line at the Los Feliz Theater last night waiting to see “Scary”. I could not keep my eyes off of you and I was stumbling, trying to think of something to say to you. Eventually, though, your friends showed up and there was no proper room for an advance. Anyways, I just wanted to say you were stunningly beautiful and I wish I would’ve had the balls to say hello. But, I didn’t; and instead, I’ve taken to the internet to air my *ragrets* and grievances anonymously.