S.H.A.D.O. Alert Priority above Majestic

Ocean Park Blvd. near 25th, Santa Monica CA

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To: The good people of Santa Monica, California, U.S.A., Northwestern Hemisphere, Earth, Third Planet from the Sun, Milky Way. (i) From: S.H.A.D.O. (ii) Priority: Above Majestic Unbeknownst to but only a select few, an extraterrestrial entity is surveilling Santa Monica.(iii) Their lack of communication is indicative of malevolent intent, their “hide in plain sight” existence an insult.(iv) Let these interlopers know we’re on to them and demand to know what they want or they can just find another atmosphere to be in! Our intergalactic in-laws will be at the door with their bags tomorrow night. The NNW sky over Santa Monica. (336 degrees), moving E (Exiting at 089 degrees). They will appear 10 degrees above the horizon at 19:10:24h, climb to a max elevation of 26.8 degrees and exit 5m10s later 09:15:34h at 14.1 degrees.at a magnitude of -3.0. Never mind how I know this. The North Star being a magnitude one and a full Moon a magnitude -30.0, please don’t accuse me of mansplaining.(v) An optimum viewing location is Clover Park, east of the buildings near Oak and 25th, at the chain-link fence. It’s well back-lit and little light towards the projected arc. They want you to think it’s the ISS but it’s more smoke and mirrors, swear to the lie. A show of solidarity would not go unnoticed here. Let them know Earth isn’t entertaining offers at this time. They can’t grind us all and feed us to their pets. End S.H.A.D.O. transmission #WTF90405/10.4.21 i Any similarity to my Match dating radius is coincidental. ii Supreme Headquarters Alien Defense Organization, not to be confused w/the Sexual Harassment Anti-Discrimination Office, McMasters’ University, Ca., of the same acronym. iii You heard me! iv It’s almost like they think Santa Monicans are oblivious to anything outside their own auras. v Mansplaining is when a man can’t imagine anyone being half as smart as he is and feels the need to explain things obvious to just about everyone else.