If you listen to the stars....

Main near University, Gainesville FL

Description

I always knew you would love me and call the cops. For our entire first date, I was an almost unblemished gentleman who asked you to dance. What gives...? Oh woman, if you only knew how holding on to you has been my way of letting go of myself. Writing this craigslist post is my way of letting go. I want to let everything go. Well, there you have it: a once proud gentleman reduced to writing an infinitely creepy post on an infinitely creepy website. Thanks.... I do recall being invited in at the end of the night, and I said, not to pressure the woman, "first date?"