Where are you?

Des Moines IA

Description

We were side by side in the bathroom stall, quietly going about our business. All of a sudden you coughed loudly as you exploded diarrhea into the toilet next to me, hoping the cough would cover the sound. I think we both knew it didn't work, and you apologized feebly as embarrassment swept over you. In order to make you feel more comfortable I squeezed out the mother of all turds while grunting like a hippo in labor. As it splooshed into the bowl we laughed and laughed at our own little fecal fiesta. I've never felt so alive. Right then and there I knew you were the one for me. I hope we meet again someday for another romantic rendezvous.