Hippo Hardware Gomez Addams

Portland OR

Description

I still think about the dude I saw in Hippo Hardware about 4+ years ago who looked like a portly version of Gomez Addams. You smelled like fine perfume, had slicked back hair and a perfect little pencil mustache. You even dressed in classy vintage clotheing. I wanted you to destroy my entire life right then and there but you were with your wife/girlfriend, of course... Look me up if things ever go south! *** If you aren't Hippo Hardware Gomez there's no need to respond to this, I'll ignore you cause I'm just venting and you're probably half the man he is. :(