BRAVE GIRLS NEEDED

Put in Bay OH

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First and foremost, yes, this is a real, legitimate posting. Secondly, I'm putting together a surprise breakfast for a man-trip my friends and I are planning in Put-In-Bay on October 9th. You might think...aww, a surprise breakfast...how nice. This isn't a nice surprise breakfast, though. It's an evil surprise breakfast. You'll be wearing lingerie and a full head unicorn or horse mask. I'll provide the masks. You'll provide the lingerie. You will be cooking breakfast. Eggs, bacon and sausage. Pretty simple. You'll also be making us mimosas. Lots of mimosas. You can have some, too. As many as you want. But don't screw up cooking AND I need aggressive cooks. Like...throw sausages at my friends aggressive. Ask John if his eggs are good and then call him a little bitch. Pay is $200 cash for what I anticipate being 2 hours of work.