UNWANTED: FAKE DRUMMER

Los Angeles CA

Description

UNWANTED: FAKE DRUMMER When you show up to a band rehearsal and get rejected for the interview because you smell of dank weed, full sleeves ala Travis Barker and you got more hair on your beardo neck than the top of your head plus all our pubic regions combined - and then you wanna be a d*ck about it proceeding to: Complain Text-undt-Sturm Leave angry voicemails Flag out fairly-composed, exacting ad - then you prove us rightly in limiting this conversation to a "goodbye." Because you are a FAKE DRUMMER where we needed a serious guy. A "not-you" Guy. A "we wished you pawn those pricey tattoos" to get your hocked-cymbals-back-Guy. You stupid fudge dome. MY Band currently is looking for REAL drummer. Not an "I Think I Can" drummer. The drummer physically fit to do this, less the pile of excuses larger than your statuesquely-domed and massive belly. We need a: Drummer. Stupid... a real one. We do NOT need a: "Little-Engine-That-Could" kinda guy... where you "maybe" ready to do live shows if "maybe" the Band can overlook alot of things such as- Obesity Overweight Out-of-shape Clueless Tattoo-Tarded Socially disintegrated Delusionally gifted Methampetamines Meds prescribed by a professional Psyche Alcoholism Lives under overpass Lives in a vehicle Lives over an underpass Has no kit Has a kit but it isn't accessible Has a kit, but no hardware Has a kit, hardware, but it's in pawn Has a kit, hardware, but can't play it Has a kit, complete, can play, but no car Has everything, except time to play it Greater than these undesirable qualities is: Inability to listen and take instructions. Last thing of importance to note: it is a band. We know your type, who just come by to ambush us for a sympathetic handout and once recognized, will always show you first the door, then the foot.