Missing My Best Friend..

Richland WA

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Just give it to me straight Biggie...are you still mad at me? if so, just let it go man, Please, I want you to just set down that heavy old duffle bag that yuh been carryin' fer so long, the one filled with bitterness, anger and Butterfinger candy bars. Ya know what? I think I seen ya at the Pasco car wash the other day as you wuz runnin' that ol truck brush up and down yer butt crack and it was good to see that yuh still care about how you smell in public. You may hate me Biggie, but I was the only person who visited you in the hospital when ya rammed that shiny thing up ur hot-pocket and got it stuck to the point where it took (6) of the most kind and gentle first responder/E.M.T's from Benton county to hold your Sasquatch ass down just to get a good enuf angle to pull it out. Plus, I's the only one who came wit yuh to court a few years back when you's facin' 10 years in prison after gettin' yerself arrested with ur drawers down, drunk as hell out there in dat field chasin' livestock that wuz owned by that Benton county mayor feller. Yep, you got charged with yer 2nd G.U.I that night (Goating under the influence) Meanwhile, dead as a doornail ol' Roy Clark from the 80's T.V show 'Hee-Haw' was rollin' over in his God-damn grave.