Conservative remind me of my grandpa.

San Anselmo CA

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They think fishing is a sport, they wear tighty Whitey underwear, they eat the same food every day, they only have sex own their birthday and when the do it's 92 seconds of missionary position. Conservatives are afraid of brown people and any philosophy that is not taught by child molesting priests. Conservatives are afraid to dance and consider country western music as "edgy". Conservative plan their entire week around the NFL because they have nothing else going on in their lives. These people consider nudity a sin and think skateboarders are anarchists. Conservatives rarely go out to eat and when they do, they are finished eating and on their way home by 5:30. Conservatives resist anything g new or out of the ordinary. They fear change. They are intimidated by anyone who is unlike them and new ideas. Conservatives hate progress. As a matter of fact, the definition of a conservative is anti-progress. They were content with rotary phones and low def televisions. Conservatives are boring....