Losers Need Not Apply

Marlborough MA

Description

You’re looking for a job; you respond to tons of ads hoping for a response. It’s hard to tell if ads are authentic, or just a scam. So we are trying a different approach with hopes of catching the eyes of the folks who think and work like us. This will sound blunt, and you may even have a negative response and want to hate email us, and that’s ok, but just know that you probably wouldn’t fit into our culture if you have that reaction. So here it comes, honesty at its finest, and folks who want these same qualities in their colleagues will find it with us! We are a different kind of full service landscape design/build, maintenance and snow removal company. We live, die, hire, fire, promote, and celebrate folks based on our 4 CORE VALUES: Get shit done Make mom and dad proud Show up Tell the truth We love this industry and our customers, and want to work with team players who feel the same way. This is what we care about… That you show up…that’s right. When you apply and we call you, call us back. If we schedule an interview, show up for the interview. If you say you’re going to do something…JUST DO IT. These are the kind of folks we want to apply. If you cannot do these simple things…you may be a loser, and probably shouldn’t apply. It really does start there; just do what you say and so will we. Now that the hard part is out of the way, and we’ve hopefully scared off the flakes who don’t really want to work, here is the info you need! What You Will Be Doing: You will be running a lawn care route, mowing, trimming, fertilizing and spraying lawns to make them green and clean. Or in the winter months, you will be removing snow and ice from walkways, stairs and driveways. It's a fun job especially if you like to be outside and not have someone on your back all day long. Requirements for the Job: Show up for everything you start (you knew we were going to say that) Experience performing some type of outdoor labor. This is a tough job! A drivers license…yes you MUST have one of these. Less than 3 tickets on your driving record in the past 3 years. NO DUI or DWAI A gigantic SMILE and love working outdoors After all of the scary stuff, you’ll be happy to know that we are actually a super fun company! We reward our awesome staff with bonuses, free breakfasts and lunches, and even dad jokes all day! We work hard and play hard! So thanks for your time and we wish you the best, whether it’s with us or another company. Have we offended you with these questions or this ad and are you going to write to tell us that our approach to business is unprofessional and not funny? If so, please click here.. If you like our approach and culture and want to be part of a team that really cares about their cause (loving on customers), please follow the instructions below. To Apply-very important: Reply to this email and put Lawn Lover in the subject line. We will follow up quickly with a phone call. The Veron Company Since 1982 If you’re interested in working with us and follow the directions, we will call you…Period. If you took the time to fill it out. I’ll take the time to call you back.