Looking for Young Italian Stallion

Seattle WA

Description

From the depths of New Jersey this pasta-makin’ Mamma Mia of a man is lost. Lost in the sauce. The pasta sauce. And is in search for a stallion to help him find himself. This stallion must meet the following criteria: - Have a brother named Luigi - Loves mushrooms - cousin named Vinny - “Got that woody on him” - Touch Rim - Doesn’t catch buns Please help Nathaniel find happiness.