"Normal" whackjobs

San Francisco CA

Description

Everyone's crowing about "conspiracy theories," but who's promoting the biggest conspiracy of all? I'll tell you who: all these so-called "rational," "intelligent" people. They want us all to believe that there are no conspiracies! How is that not a conspiracy?! Huh? Yeah, that's right: those of us who can see what's really going on are all being marginalized by people who go to a LOT of trouble to try to convince us that Bill Gates, The Pope, and the Clintons are not Devil-worshipping pedophiles! And that Donald Trump actually lost the election! Yeah, right! If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. And don't even get me started on Covid! There actually is a Covid, but no one has it. It's securely locked up in that Wuhan lab! Yeah, that's right! They only use it to figure out what "symptoms" to claim people have. Meanwhile, aliens are circling in deep orbit, unobserved, watching and waiting for the right moment. Once China and the U.S. go to war, they will make their move, and then what?! Then, my friends, it'll all be over. Adios, human race. Been nice knowin' ya. Don't say no one warned you.