On YOUR tombstone it will read

Montara CA

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Here lies the wretched remains of Serial Poster Fuck face, conspiracy jackass who thought he was some prophet of Crybabies List but was just another sore loser in life. Died from Covid 19. They tried to cremate you, but you were so waterlogged with tears you would not ignite. Not the case where you are headed. Say hi to Lucifer for us.