About that virus thingy

San Francisco CA

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When you fart, you are actually releasing tiny particles of shit. That's gross, but true. Now, put on your favorite mask, and FART. If you can smell the fart through the mask, that means you can get the virus through that mask, because virus particles are smaller than fart particles. True story. I went to a big function the other day, dinner for 100. None of the guests wore masks, but all of the waitstaff had to wear masks. It makes no sense..... unless Democrats are trying to create another class war. The elites vs. the servants.