You Farted in Publix's yesterday! M4F

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Lady Lake FL

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You were the tall very attractive brunette with the near perfect body that farted on the bread aisle of Publix's on 441 yesterday afternoon. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked "was that you?" you quickly replied "no it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted that I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tied to get rid of the stench by waving 2 packs of large Tortillas. You stormed off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even though your a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up for drinks.

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