We Can't Clean Up After Ourselves

Key Largo FL

Description

Our mother's don't live here to do it, and we are old enough they wouldn't do it anyway. We will however pay you to take care of the house. We aren't just looking for a cleaner, though that's part of the job. We will never "clean the house for the cleaner" nothing will ever be put away. Hell we don't know where it goes anyway so just do away with the piles. We are looking for someone who can go beyond that and function as a part time house manager as well because we are really bad at adulting. Really good at our jobs but it stops there. We will need you to do laundry, meal plan and grocery shop. Meal prep would be AMAZING! Oh and the dirty dishes will still be in the sink the next time we show up. Can you find contractors and get bids for projects around the house. We haven't had a ceiling in one of the bathrooms for months now and we for sure need some outlets run and have had three contractors no show. You know we missed trash for the third time in a row this morning? If you are a house cleaner I don't think you will work out. If you can run the house around two overgrown children that aren't great at adulting, and enjoy it. Then we should likely talk. Oh, two overgrown dogs and a weird house cat too. We are here in Key Largo every other week and would need you a few days during that week. Coming to the house before we come down to set it up at the end of the off week would also be required. Monday morning after a weekend here the house will need attention. We will also ask you to take care of many of the same things in Broward by finding contractors