You farted in the snacks aisle....

San Diego CA

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I was so struck by your smile, when you turned around in the Vons and looked right at me and just farted, that I couldn't move. That sundress, your hair, the smile, and my God that body! I struggled to maintain my own composure, and concentrate on my search for Fritos Scoops, that I nearly crushed the bag when I found them, and you just stood there smiling....then you did it again! Farting on command is a gift, and you are amazing! Mrs. G, you are amazing, and I feel so lucky to have you as a next door neighbor, and my best friend's Mom, I can't tell you enough how awesome you are. You're amazing!