B, when Dani told me you liked my car, I knew we were meant to be together. I knew, right then, that you were my soulmate. My heart tends to go zero to sixty in less than 5 seconds (just a few milliseconds slower than my ride), but you had me in 3.
When I asked you to go for a drive with me in the Carl's Jr parking lot, you laughed.
Ever since I met you I've been trying to make myself better for you. I'm putting 20" rims on my soul for you. Putting a MagnaFlow exhaust on my heart for you. You just laughed.
Why do you only want a blown head-gasket for me? Can't you be my twin cam? I want to cruise down the Esplanade on the Friday night of life with you in my passenger seat. But you just laughed.
Be honest with me: my engine revs for you, but should I be hitting the breaks? Please don't let this transmission go unnoticed.
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