I'm Benji and I'm Bored because I have No Friends

Los Angeles CA

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Benji the queer who always drinks beer back here. Yep when I was 13, my dad offered to double my allowance if he could stick me up the ass. I said for sure. I made a ton of money that summer. But then the next year he left to go live with his boyfriend. My Mom was too lazy to get a regular job so she started whoring. Around three years later I told my Mom about the affair and she mentioned it to her lawyer client and he got me lifetime SSDI for emotional stress even though it was a lot of fun and I love my dad and miss having him doing me. Vuess that's why I'm so hot for Gavin Newsom