I will give $5000 to the charity of choice if this results in dinner.

Washington DC

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I was leaving Lowes in northeast today at about 2:50pm when the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen walked out carrying a lamp. She was wearing Leopard print shorts and sports bra. It was the first time in my life I ever exclaimed out loud instinctually. If anyone can connect me to her and it result in a dinner, I will give 5 thousand dollars to a charity of your choosing. No lie. No exaggeration.