Landscape company has simple request

Oklahoma City OK

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Again, for the umpteenth time, We are looking for someone to assist us in our little insignificant landscape operation. We would rather never fill this position then to fill it with someone clearly not suited for this labor-intensive work. We are not looking to ruffle feathers or have what’s left of our feathers ruffled. That’s so 1980s. We’re not looking for commentaries /Critiques of our post,riddled with spelling and grammatical errors too numerous to count. But this post is not trying to find an editor of a news organization. This post is not A scout for the next Scripps contestant. Google it.Why? Because we know we don’t spell well.we know we have horrible grammatical abilities/inabilities. As a result we are not responding to post that clearly state what the job would entail. So why people respond to these post when they’re not able/willing to do even a fraction of the work is where the problem “lies”. Worst of all become angry offended and a whole bunch of other words I can’t spell or shouldn’t use when confronted with their obvious deficit. To the predator surveying/Scanning the days post, Like the lion on the African plains or the wolf of Yellowstone or the great white in the worlds oceans, Each curious to find what’s on the menu. Unfortunately Such post( to the predators )like ours that attempt, Through some “version “of humor and fraudulent attempts of highbrow Wordiness Is not everyone’s cup of tea. Sadly these postAre being interpreted as signs of an easy target. predators are in the business of sizing things up. To their eyes, The only thing better than a limping, Diseased,oldWater buffalo separated from it’s heard is one that comes with free delivery. Or one that thinks it’s funny. In a nutshell… In a perfect world Someone would read this post and realize that were regular happy go lucky kind of folks. People more interested in art than wealth. Our hope, In our post, is that we give a sense of what working with us is going to be like And a strong warning to not underestimate us as just another Old washed upwater buffalo.… Unless The Photos of our trip to the beach Have somehowsurfaced.To that we confess… The only thing worse then an old washed up wordy, Humorless water buffalo… Is one in a bikini that barely covers his enormous horns. Just saying… No text Hires. No phones on job. Leave message introducing yourself stating your name and contact information. You must absolutely have your own transportation. That doesn’t mean holding us over a barrel one minute before you’re supposed to be there And saying your battery doesn’t work. Must be heat tolerant. Know that sweat, Which is normal and the body‘s way of cooling itself mixed with red dirt of Oklahoma are not that you’re bleeding to death and cause for a panic and demand to be taken to the nearest emergency room. Don’t bring big bags or backpacks that you can’t leave out of your sight unless you allow us to weigh them before and after work. You’ll find our passion for our work Still remains greater than the journey to create it. May you be a part of the solution not the problem 405-408-5089