Missed Connection

Denver CO

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We met…we definitely met… We met at Safeway. You were shopping for produce and selecting a cucumber, when I sidled up beside you and said “Mine’s bigger.” Reply with “Call security” in the subject line. Or… We met at 7-11. I was using the payphone out front and you walked by and said “Um, 1994 called and they want their method of communication back.” Reply with “Snarky!” in the subject line. Or… We met on the bus. I was headed downtown to see the Fleetwood Mac concert, and quite frankly I was rocking my Mac 1984 tour t-shirt (albeit it’s a tad tight these days). You just looked at me and said “OK, boomer.” Reply with “Ageism is mean” in the subject line. Or… We met at the dentist. I had just been shot up with lidocaine and I was numb. I saw you walk in and I drooled in response. Reply with “Unsuccessful attempt at complimenting your blouse” in the subject line. Or… We met on Tinder. I swiped right, as did you. I opened with “So, come here often?” You replied “Not anymore.” Reply with “Ouch” in the subject line.