Millions without power in
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Detroit MI
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Liberal Rule 121: "You can blame the president for random acts of God and are ordered to do so for liberal PLANdemics." Thus, Joe's incompetence leads to L. suffering. Let's tune in to Joe: Advisor: "Now that we can't blame Trump on CV, what shall we do?" Joe: "Do nothing. I'll get on TV and talk masks/vaccines. Fear of the unknown always works, so I'll talk delta." Advisor: "The press is getting close on the border topic--40% have CV" Joe: "Ship those people to Florida and Texas. That way their CV numbers go up. And Just wait!" Advisor: "Afgan is becoming a mess Joe." Joe: "Send Harris..." Advisor: Harris said quote, "Ain't no way you're pinning that f'in mess on me!" Joe: "She certainly sounds like one of us." Joe: "I'll call the afgan leader and tell him the story must NEVER be about the Taliban advancing. NEVER!" Advisor: "Why so?" Joe: "Don't tell him but... It has to happen allegedly fast. That way we were supposedly helpless to stop it" Advisor: Sneaky Joe! what else should I do? Joe: "Do nothing but one job: Make sure NO press like Saigon helicopter evacts." Advisor (later): "Joe, Afgan is collapsing fast..." Joe: "Great! Told yah waiting worked. Notice no more press on the border? Praise gawd!" Advisor: "(later): It's a real mess Joe, bad execution of no plan, Americans died!" Joe: "It'll be spun to 10,000 saved and Trump's fault. And Just wait." Advisor: (later) "Looks like Lousiana got hit with a bad storm." Joe: "Praise gawd! Now the press will focus there with the latest mass distraction." Advisor: "Joe, you're supposed to view the caskets" Joe: "Got limited time. Make it fast. I'll be timing it by cleverly sneaking views of my watch." Advisor: Why so fast? Joe: "Ice cream time. Besides making money via Hunter, it's the most important thing I do. I've had 47 years of practice."" Advisor: "But the republicans will call you out." Joe: "Pelosi will run cover. Whatever the turtle Mitch says, it's all for SHOW! Mitch is my best friend...shhh! Re: Many will be without power for up to 6 weeks as red state government incompetence leads to suffering by The People. God sees. God punishes. God is wise. God is just. Praise God. Praise Jesus. Amen.
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